We Received a Mysterious Videotape—Here Are Its Contents
After a long wait, the Gazette has returned with more information on SimDem's government, TIDE, and more.
However, this time it comes in a unique form compared to our previous reporting.
We received the following mysterious video and were compelled to share it as part of our investigation:
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Video transcript:
The Glorious Comrade Sim Jong-Un has revealed to the Gazette the following information from the OHS.
All of the information contained in this report is a mix of allegations from OHS and other sources and data collected by the Gazette.
Although the Gazette stands by its reporting, some information cannot be confirmed and should not be taken as a legal statement of fact.
Overall, this is a work of satire and should be treated as such. Please enjoy.
This is the SimDem Insane Asylum, where terrorists are treated for their Stage 4 terminal Copium addiction.
Recently, the facility received its most difficult patient, Guava, after he was banned for being a member of TIDE.
The Glorious Leader has informed us that Guava was not only a member of TIDE, but was the original member.
Through its investigations as part of Operation Tehran, the official codename for the TIDE counter-intelligence, the OHS determined what PUP already knew in their dealings with TIDE: ready2endrose is Guava.
Guava joined on February 5th, while ready2endrose made his initial tirade against ROSE on February 19th, after joining the same day. This indicates that Guava was the original account, and ready2endrose the alt made after QQQ’s dissolution.
It should also be noted that Guava joined after Ravioli was banned, strengthening the TIDE connection.
Furthermore, at least 27 alts belonging to TIDE and its associates were discovered and compiled in a list by the OHS.
These alts were used for various purposes: intelligence gathering for doxxing, mass reporting messages for toxxing, and even trying to rig elections in their favor.
Many people benefitted from this system, but it should be noted that not everyone named is a TIDE member, they may have just been seen as vulnerable.
Perhaps the least surprising is Julius; Endrose (aka Guava) specifically promoted Julius to TIDE members, saying that he should be voted for in the 138th Senate election.
On April 2nd, he proclaimed that they “won” by getting him elected since they would now be able to access the Operation Kashmir documents, presumably to see how compromised PUP is.
For the 136th Senate election, TIDE had a list of candidates to support, including Eva (Ind/NPP), Democracy-foryou (C), and Guava.
The first and last of these make sense; Eva was running a joke campaign to immediately resign, which would give Guava’s vote more power until the by-election completed.
However, it is unclear if D-FY is compromised or simply seen as someone to be controlled.
The Glorious Leader has also told us about the banning of Toast, a longtime member of SimDem.
The OHS received a report that Toast had inappropriate conversations with a minor, which led to a full investigation.
The investigation found that although the message logs were lost, as many as 4 people corroborated the story, including trusted members of SimDem and VoD.
These witnesses, including a minor recipient of the messages, said that the conversations werre sexually charged and included Toast sending explicit images.
However, Ghost closed down the investigation a few hours later, saying that the person who originally contacted them said they were “fooled”.
When people asked for context, Ghost never responded, making the dropping of the case far more suspicious.
In any case, Toast is banned by Discord for at least 2 years, and won’t terrorize our community for now.
The Supreme Comrade has also alleged that Antimuggy/pt4o is working with TIDE, using the Black Diamond Casino as a way to scam money from SimDem members and launder it to TIDE.
It should also be noted that all but one of the BDC’s employees were purged about a month ago, when this activity was alleged to have began, leaving only hmquestionable.
Hmquestionable is a former SDBI Director, meaning he had access to sensitive info, and was even suspected of being a double agent by OHS at one point.
Both of these BDC affiliates ran in the most recent Senate election, with pt4o winning as “AI Politician.”
Lastly, the Glorious Leader informed us that TIDE is working hand-in-hand with PUP and another group of banned SimDem members, SDFF.
The Supreme Comrade and Gato Gazette lament the doxxing of various SimDem members, and we hope that the information provided brings more context to the public.